What celebrities are Tweeting right now...

As a way of thanking my Twitter followers, I scanned these Tweets so you don't have to.

John Stamos | la-nyc
I love mexico! beautiful country, good 'family' people. off to mexican yoga- whatever that is. about 7 hours ago

Barbara Walters
I am feeling great. about 1 month ago

A month ago? I need an update for my chart.

Paris Hilton
What a fabulous day! Great game! Now back to the hotel for a nap and massage before dinner. :) about 5 hours ago

Randy Jackson
Yo.. Thanks for all the cupcakes

Kim Kardashian | on a plane...
Frozen Hot Chocolate! I'm in heaven!!! about 1 hour ago

Thanks. Just HAD to know that.

Kathy Griffin
Thx u guys! Wait for it...Watch D List Tuesday, get tix 2 come c me on tour, buy my book on pb, buy Maggie's book "TIP IT", call EMMY VOTERS 34 minutes ago

Shameless!

Conan O'Brien | Los Angeles
Today's the 25th anniversary of "Back to the Future" - The movie that popularized DeLoreans, Flux Capacitors, & almost nailing your own mom. about 2 hours ago

I don't follow Jay Leno.

Nicole Richie
Just saw my dad "Shakirrrra" on stage. Someone throw me in a dark hole, Im MORTIFIED! Dad you're embarrassing me! about 16 hours ago

Lauren Conrad
For celebrity living at a fraction of the price, check out LivingSocial!

Jessica Simpson | Los Angeles, CA
O HAPPY DAY!!!! about 7 hours ago

This is why you need to follow her.

The Real Paula Abdul | Los Angeles, CA
This is the only July 3, 2010 that you'll ever live, so make it a phenomenal one! xoxoP about 2 hours ago

Hey, it may be insipid but she did get the date right.

Katy Perry/ under a palm tree
Happy birthday to the biggest goat/witch ever lived,

Huh? What?